Update:
It is now April and I've had to reach in a toilet THREE times this year. This third one happened in March, so that's at least once a month. I was attempting to wash my hands in Alayna's bathroom sink and I noticed she had some of Simon's toys/spoons in a plastic bag that she had to quickly throw in there earlier. I didnt want to get them covered in handsoap, so I picked up the bag with said toys and looked for a place to put them down. Luckily, the toilet seat was up, so the perfect place was to drop them in there. Whoops. Number 3. Hand in the toilet again. I reached in and grabbed them and then proceeded to wash the hell outta them.
Well, its only April 6th, so I still have some time for number 4. I wish I could be good at something like picking winning lottery numbers or basically anything that doesnt involve dropping something in the toilet and reaching in and getting them. Such is life.
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my friend grabbed her phone out of a port-a-potty at the renaissance festival near the end of the day. we didn't want to be near her after that.
oddly enough, my roomate dropped his wallet into the toilet at the charred rib over the weekend. he was checking to see if he had his credit card. while pissing.
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