If you can answer "yes" to the following questions, please apply.
- Do you at least have a part-time job?
- Do you have a car?
- Do you like "The Office"?
- Are you sarcastic/do you understand sarcasm?
- Do you dislike Nickelback?
- Can you carry on a conversation with another human?
- Do like sports?
- ARE YOU WILLING TO KILL BUGS?
I can no longer handle the array of weird bugs that I find in my bathroom. There are silverfish and spiders mainly. I know thats not that weird, but I'm done with it. I screamed when I saw the spider crawling near my foot this morning and smashed it with a magazine. I screamed when I saw the giant silverfish crawl from behind the mirror this morning while I was drying my hair and smashed it with a magazine. I screamed once again when it fell to its demise on the sink and I smashed it again and black goo spilled out. I'm done with bugs. I'm a nice girl, I'll cook you dinner, make you laugh, drink beer, watch football and buy you things. I just want you to kill bugs for me. I'd say its a pretty good deal. Oh, can you also take half of the BGE bill?
Relationship, happiness, blah blah blah. Kill the bugs. That's all I'm asking.
1 comment:
lol @ the bug line. i swear thats all girls think we're good for.
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